My annotations are in bold. I seriously restrained myself, too. There's just so much wrong here, if I pointed out all the horrendously purple prose, everything would be marked. *shame*
She sat hunched over the worktable, staring intently at the book in front of her. (because usually staring isn't intent.)The woman was lithe, with rose-gold hair that was chopped off at her chin and pushed behind her ears. Voluptuous gray robes enveloped her slight form and she bit her lip in concentration, making her seem younger than she was. The eyes that stared so intensely at the bizarre pictographs on the cracked pages of the ancient book were dark golden, with tiny flecks of red. (How many adjectives was that in ONE SENTENCE?)
Her brows creased with irritation and she muttered soft curses under her breath, then abruptly slammed the book shut, blowing dust into her face. She sneezed violently and shook her head in disgust, rubbing her nose with the back of her hand. She looked grim as she stalked to the far wall where row upon row of shelves sat. They were covered with all kinds of arcane items, from bags of powder and colored stones, dried flowers and parchment paper, to ink and quills, daggers, sheaths, leather workings… and jars of preserved eyes. The eyes were of every shape, size, and color; green, yellow, slit-pupil and round, giant horse eyes and tiny squirrel eyes, human and elvish eyes. (But not any marmoset eyes.)
The woman took an empty glass jar and went to the window where a small tin plate held a round object that glowed muddy red.
“Disgusting, Me’Riah!”
Me’Riah jumped back and just barely stopped herself from impaling the red gargoyle-like creature who popped his head into the window. (Too bad, that would put us out of our misery, too.) She closed her eyes and gritted her teeth. Slowly, she put the dagger back in its hidden sheath beneath her sleeve. “Haven’t you learned not to startle me like that, you silly imp?” He crawled in the window and sat next to the plate, swinging his legs playfully. He grinned up at her, revealing a full set of sharp, white teeth.
She tried to stay angry, but the picture of the bright red devil poking at the eye on the sill with childlike curiosity was too much even for her. And it had been so long since she’d had a visit by this particular fiend. She shook her finger at him and said mock sternly, “I would have thought that after being ground-bound for three months when I sent a blade through your wing membrane, you would not sneak up on me anymore.”
( He stuck his bottom lip out. )
One last note before I chicken out and post something that isn't so embarrassing. I took my LJ username from this book. Eriel Everflame is a character in it, and I named myself after him for these reasons: I wanted to remember my first completed novel forever, I wanted to keep myself honest about my fantasy background, and Eriel was strong, brave, and passionate, which are things I also want to be.
picture by tylluan, via flickr creative commons


